Hilarious

Reviewed by jtmanis on September 30, 2006  |  report this review

This game will make even the most serious people laugh till they drop, from inuendo to situations, this game is worth it.

Funniest game ever

Reviewed by Gman360 on April 14, 2007  |  report this review

Oh my god talking poo. That is just one of many sights in Conker for the xbox. The graphics are amazing. With other hits like Goldeneye and Perfect Dark Zero Rare is the soon to be king of great games.

perfect with flaws

Reviewed by mccaw on September 17, 2007  |  report this review

aw conker the talking squirell this game is a funny well thought out game its too bad not to many people have this game it is a great marvel in gaming history it is the best game ever its good althoughtit is a little bit hard and some glitches and a bad camara but all together its awsome

Great for parties!

Reviewed by DDphelps4ever on September 25, 2007  |  report this review

I love this game. Orginally, I played this game as Conker's Bad Fur Day on the N64. Beat the story on 64.
If any one is familiar with the N64v, this is a remake. I was dissapointed they didnt continue the story line, instead it's the same story, with revised miniture enemies that randomly pop up, they were not on the original. Makes it hard sometimes. Great multiplayer combat, split screan or online. Even play multiplayer alone, vs AI.

Those unfamiliar with Conker.
The creaters took a wide sort of movies, shows, and other games, and took bits and peices of each to form this, awkward, comical, insane story line about a squirell fighting to get home after getting drunk in a bar. He has to go through 8 worlds (i think 8) with ea having 6-8 missions, some even more. It's first person shooter, but the weapons options are controlled throughout. From driving a tank, to poking with knives and hay pokers, to rocket luanchers, flame throwers, hand guns. The only weapon he has thats consistant... the frying pan.
Multi player, you pick many worlds, and a class of a warrior, the typical storyline (yes a storyline in multiplayer as well) is there is an ongoing war between Squirrels and Tediz (Nazi style sedistic stuffed bears). Rated Teen becuase the squirels often blurp out cuss words with unloading magazines... You can hear it if paying attention.

Overall this game is a blast, especially for parties. The best warrior class is Sniper, also the scout (she cloaks).

THE GREATIST GAME EVER

Reviewed by johnyfalcon on November 12, 2007  |  report this review

That cute, fluffy squirrel won't be the only one with potty mouth.
Conker, in case you don't know, is not a game for young children despite the rather innocuous look of the cartoonish cast that looks like it would be home in a Disney studio - okay, maybe Pixar. But Conker has more in common with Andrew Dice Clay than Chip and Dale or Woody.

Conker is a foul-mouthed mammal that revels in his adult content to good effect. The original game, Bad Fur Day, had a lot more to offer than just the novelty of a swearing squirrel. The gameplay was fun and diverse. In fact it practically rivals the GTA series for diversity. Live and Reloaded attempts to recapture that vibe and take the title to new heights with online play.

Compared to the old game the new one is different. Some parts are easier, the graphics are improved, some levels and situations are missing, while some new content has been added. Overall the gameplay seems a little bit more serious this time around. Some parts are really tough and are guaranteed to have you swearing right along with Conker.

The gameplay is more difficult than it should be and it's not due to lack of skill, you just don't get enough information on what to do and where to go. There are times when the entire game comes to a complete stop because you're unsure of what's going on. There is no map to guide you, the puzzles are arbitrarily presented; half the time you don't even know if you're involved in a puzzle or just totally lost and you can't find your way out. Dealing with weapons and skills in the multi-player mode is too deep for most gamers. You have to level your character up in RPG fashion. Just switching weapons can be a complex affair.

Conker, as a game, has been made much more personal. You really have to spend some time with it to get used to the control system and all of the options, especially in the multi-player mode. There is a single-player mode that replicates the multi-player mode. You will interact with bots. It's actually less stressful and more fun than playing against real people online. More on that later.

I liked showing people how crazy this game is but there's little chance of letting them have a go at it since it's not geared to pick up and play. People can't believe some of the things that they see in this game such as putting out a fire by drinking beer and pissing on it. There are lots of crazy characters to control and interact with including a vampire bat that has to drop feces on the villagers down below. The overall tone of the game is rude. It's funny and shocking at the same time. The combat is a real war scene complete with gruesome bloodbaths.

Online play is hit or miss. If the game is full with eight players, the action is on. It's full tilt all the way. Things are flying all over the place. If you only have a few players, the pace slows down considerably to the point where I lost interest in less than fifteen minutes. Using Deathmatch as a base the gameplay t

Great Port, With Amazing New Online Multiplayer

Reviewed by Keep-It-Moving on February 07, 2008  |  report this review

This Game was originally released on Nintendo 64. Now that Microsoft owns Rare ltd. They decided to bring one of the best games ever to the Xbox. While is looks great on the Xbox, I played it through my Xbox 360 with Composite Cable hookups and the game looks absolutly amazing. Not just a straight port mind you, they upgraded the graphics and added textures to Bad Fur Day. They Also Added an Online Multiplayer which is amazingly fun. A Great game to get, even if you already played Bad Fur Day on Nintendo 64.